Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Typing Speed Test 22a

The Big Bang Theory

In the beginning, every word and meaning that ever was or will be, was packed into a tiny tiny space. Then BANG! In 0.00000000000001 seconds, meaning and understanding expanded in all directions and continues to do so. Of course, your average "developed" Joe is unaware of all this. He is more interested in the latest score and which greedy bastard claimed what for dog food.

Signs of the (Irish)Times - 2

Beware of the Bulls

Beware of the Bear

For Sale
Celtic Tigers
Only two left

Clean up after your TD
Use a poop scoop or plastic bag

You're Going The Wrong Way
- Turn Back!

School Ahead - Slow - Slower

Do not obstruct the view
Planners will be prosecuted

Thinking Allowed

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Iraq inquiry...

And now
Freedom of Information
is a private matter
between dissenting adults

Monday, June 15, 2009

Choice fruit fruits

This
morning
morning's
subject
matter
matters:

A punnet of "mixed fruit";
the church bell
tolls
tolling
for a funeral;
the usual
politic
politics;
or
Aung San Suu Kyi's
trial
trials?

Decision postponed
generals
generally.