Cash 4 - Honours 0

Peter Mandelson, New Labour, said, "we are intensely relaxed about people getting filthy rich".

He did go on to say, "so long as they pay their taxes".

But "filthy" gave the game away.

Tao of Pooh

I searched for laughter in TaoDeJing,
but the nearest I could find was slaughter.

I searched for fun in TaoDeJing,
but the nearest match was funeral.

But the Tao of Pooh is a bit lighter:
"When you discard arrogance, complexity, and a few, other things that get in
the way, sooner or later you will discover that simple, childlike, and
mysterious secret known to those of the Uncarved Block: Life is Fun."

pants

Hold his legs with my right
I grabbed his black underpants
with my left. Gave a determined
pull - sound of a seam giving.
His neck seemed all awkward,
so I propped his head on a jumper.
His left leg looked like an
elephant's, grey and dried,
a bloody hole filled with
sticking bits of toilet roll.
Got the pad off, threw it on
the floor by the low gas fire.
A careless wipe with a damp
tea towel. Maneuver white pad
over the heavy black skin, dead
weight, grey bloody sore mess.
Didn't bother with the underpants
just pulled on any pair of
pants and never mind the torn
flies. Trainers. Sit up. Warm
jacket. Up you get. But not
a hope down four flights of
stairsandthenthefrontsteps.
So I gave up and called for
an ambulance. Two of them
carried him downstairs strapped
in a stretcher-chair. "You'd
never have managed him" -
said he might lose his leg
with that neglected ulcer.
I - no - I don't care as a rule
- though lots of others care.