Global Chess

White pawn to K4
Black pawn to Q8
White arms to Iraq
Black to Q5
White – De Clerk
Black - Mandela
White knight takes pawn
Black bishop takes gay bishop
White bishop condemns
Black knight condoms
Israel takes high settlements
Palestinians live in shit
White ‘en passant’
Black 9/11
White Orthodox defence
Black self-detonates
White - castles
Black - resigns

“Computer: replay, reverse sides”.
“Error: insufficient memory -
press to restart”.