Poetry Not Crosswords

I try to write poetry
But some days
I don't have a clue

More Diplomacy, Please

Those of us who like red wine
Could meet up with
Vodka-and-orange drinkers
Very nearly producing
A right old Bloody Mary

Guinnessed pint types
Rough it in Champagne
But end in a smooth finish

Irish [and Scotch!] Whiskey
Can get along with sobering coffee
No problem, almost instantly.

Can we have a go with
Bishops and pork chops
Women and avocado butter
Engines and sugar
West Indian Gin
And kicks just for fun?

All beefed up with
A sense of hummus?

Anyone else for tea?

Porno Site

Re: your suggestion for a porno site:
Lets go no further into that good night.
Wood Green had five stabbings last Friday:
Sharp blades punched through shirts, skin, flesh, and sinew.
Some of them must have laughed and felt warm blood,
Flowing and congealing on knife and hand.
Blood sticks, gets stickier, forms into clots.
Guns are easier.
The other night I was watching tv
Chopping some carrots but happened to see
Nice black teenager, track suit, roller blades,
Stop look and shoot lead into the heaving chest
Of someone who could have been a brother or friend.
So who needs porno sites, we have them now.