More Diplomacy, Please

Those of us who like red wine
Could meet up with
Vodka-and-orange drinkers
Very nearly producing
A right old Bloody Mary

Guinnessed pint types
Rough it in Champagne
But end in a smooth finish

Irish [and Scotch!] Whiskey
Can get along with sobering coffee
No problem, almost instantly.

Can we have a go with
Bishops and pork chops
Women and avocado butter
Engines and sugar
West Indian Gin
And kicks just for fun?

All beefed up with
A sense of hummus?

Anyone else for tea?