Late night smack

Stereo types annoy me - left 'n right
- but an insider dealer unreliably
informs me

your typical american looks in the
refrigerator and wonders, "What would
I like to eat now..."

your typical brit looks in the
usually smaller fridge and looks to
see what needs using up....

[on a purely personal note, you under
stand, we have a big fridge - hot and
cold running ice...]

so there in the cooler we have Iraq,
'n Afghanistan, way hot enough to spoil
any ice box...

North Korea still dripping vital
fluids all over the plate; N.Ireland
perched up in the unused egg thingy;

'n the lower salad drawer, no the
left one, has a wilting bag of
Palestinian leaves.